Post by SEG on Mar 15, 2006 1:34:19 GMT -5
Oro: **bursts through french doors and breaths in deeply** The best part of waking up, is Kabuto in my bed!
Kabuto: **lethargically walked out with a blanket draped around his waist** Whatever.
Oro: What happened to your glasses? **points**
Kabuto: ...You broke them...
Oro: I did?
Kabuto: Yes.
Oro: Oh, sorry.
Kabuto: Better be.
Oro: So, what should we do today?
Kabuto: **pulls out one of those flippy 365 day calendars, labeled "Little Boys To Stalk"** **flips through**
Oro: **jumps in excitment** Who is it? Who is it? **giddy**
Kabuto: ...Sam... **glares at all the framed pictures of Sam on Oro's walls**
Oro: Oooo! Yay! Really! This is so unexpected!
Kabuto: Yah... you only wrote her name in for every single day of the year...
Oro: Huh?
Kabuto: ...Nothing...
Oro: **no clothes**Let's go! **points**
Kabuto: As much as I... **ahem** enjoy this, put some clothes on.
Oro: **pout** Do I have to?
Kabuto: Yes.
Oro: Fine. **puts clothes on** Now can we go?
Kabuto: Yes.
**At SAM's house**
Oro: **in closet**
Kabuto: **also in closet**
Oro: **thinking pervy thoughts**
Kabuto: **also thinking pervy thoughts**
Sam: Want a doughnut?
Itachi: ... < Translation: Duh. >
Oro: **gasp**
Kabuto: **groan**
Oro: **bursts out of closet** How dare you! **point**
Itachi: ... <WTF?>
Sam: ... <Piss off.>
Dana: ... <I just felt like putting myself in.>
Monika: ... <I'm so sexy. **stares in mirror**>
Kabuto: **smacks forehead**
Sam: OUT!
Monika, Dana, Oro and Kabuto: **run away! aaaaaah! steal cookies before leaving**
Monika, Dana, Oro and Kabuto: **on corner in front of Sam's house** This sucks.
Monika: Yah. She took the cookies.
Oro: I just wanted quality time.
Kabuto: That's what I've been saying for years...
Oro: Did you say something?
Kabuto: ...No...
Oro: Let's go find some little boys and tie them up.
Kabuto: After you...
Monika and Dana: Are they Japanese? **run after**
Oro and Kabuto: Duh.
Kabuto: **lethargically walked out with a blanket draped around his waist** Whatever.
Oro: What happened to your glasses? **points**
Kabuto: ...You broke them...
Oro: I did?
Kabuto: Yes.
Oro: Oh, sorry.
Kabuto: Better be.
Oro: So, what should we do today?
Kabuto: **pulls out one of those flippy 365 day calendars, labeled "Little Boys To Stalk"** **flips through**
Oro: **jumps in excitment** Who is it? Who is it? **giddy**
Kabuto: ...Sam... **glares at all the framed pictures of Sam on Oro's walls**
Oro: Oooo! Yay! Really! This is so unexpected!
Kabuto: Yah... you only wrote her name in for every single day of the year...
Oro: Huh?
Kabuto: ...Nothing...
Oro: **no clothes**Let's go! **points**
Kabuto: As much as I... **ahem** enjoy this, put some clothes on.
Oro: **pout** Do I have to?
Kabuto: Yes.
Oro: Fine. **puts clothes on** Now can we go?
Kabuto: Yes.
**At SAM's house**
Oro: **in closet**
Kabuto: **also in closet**
Oro: **thinking pervy thoughts**
Kabuto: **also thinking pervy thoughts**
Sam: Want a doughnut?
Itachi: ... < Translation: Duh. >
Oro: **gasp**
Kabuto: **groan**
Oro: **bursts out of closet** How dare you! **point**
Itachi: ... <WTF?>
Sam: ... <Piss off.>
Dana: ... <I just felt like putting myself in.>
Monika: ... <I'm so sexy. **stares in mirror**>
Kabuto: **smacks forehead**
Sam: OUT!
Monika, Dana, Oro and Kabuto: **run away! aaaaaah! steal cookies before leaving**
Monika, Dana, Oro and Kabuto: **on corner in front of Sam's house** This sucks.
Monika: Yah. She took the cookies.
Oro: I just wanted quality time.
Kabuto: That's what I've been saying for years...
Oro: Did you say something?
Kabuto: ...No...
Oro: Let's go find some little boys and tie them up.
Kabuto: After you...
Monika and Dana: Are they Japanese? **run after**
Oro and Kabuto: Duh.