Hey, Miss Murder

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Housei cursed beneath his breath, halting on a branch, catching the back of Sakura's dress and forcing her down. He spun around, bending down. 'Get on my back.' She did so reluctantly. Terue briefly glanced back, Housei had the right idea, these two slowed them down immensely. She grinned, stopping abruptly, Naruto smacking into the back of her. She hoisted him up, he still a bit dizzy, continuing forward. Their trip had become faster, though not fast enough for either twins's liking. This was becoming a dangerous mission-- like any of the others weren't, come on, they're ANBU-- and she was feeling anxiety pool in her stomach. 'Hey, Terue,' Housei barked out in her general direction. 'Hmm?' she questioned. 'We hadn't really counted on 3 v 2.' She nodded, pushing that little bit of information from her mind as she glanced back at Naruto, who was still a bit sore towards her. She didn't know any better, but she ventured that he wouldn't let those scumbags just take him. After all, he was turning out to be just as hard-headed as she and Housei.

'Please tell me you two have a plan,' Sakura said desperately.

'Nope,' Housei replied instantly, with a smile in her direction. 'No worries. Like magicians, we can pull rabbits out of our--' he thought about it briefly. They didn't have hats. Nevermind, he thought sing-songily, with a shrug. She didn't want to know what body part he was thinking of anyway.

[Itachi]

( hahahahaha got to love him)
Larken stopped on the branch and looked at the seal marking and touched the branch, " hmn, slow are we?" sher purred and looked ahead and sank into the tree that she stood on it would be faster, Zetsu had her beat with his bloodlimit but she was able tomake her own way threw the trees sadly she could only go a few trees at a time unlike him who could travel miles before re surfaceing, it was rummored he went a week with out stopping to get his mission target but the man died of eatting posionouse fruit.
She reapeared pulling herslef from the tree and sighed as she looked around. she grinned and stood up and started to run again her hair trailing behind her a kite lashing around her face. Her ruby eyes widened then narrowed again, she was catching up.

Itachi stopped as Kisame landed, " you think she go it?" kisame asked. "She needed a push and not even I can stop that woman rage" itachi said sighing. " she is just pissed that she didn't nab Naruto first" kisame said aas they walked. " we need to kepp up with her, she wont stop them all" itachi said after a while and they started off as well once more.

[Sin]

Sin looked over the railing of the building who hd watched the whole ordeal and smiled. She jumped off the building. Starting on her way threw the buildings and then intot he forest her eyes narrowed as she looked around the forest and she sudderd. " one against two doesn't sound far, but if it is who I am thinking it is then there is more than just that one." she said alloud hopeing housei and terue were getting far enough away from the Akatsuki as possible.

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'Dattebayo!' Terue called behind her, Housei picking up his pace a bit to match her's. 'Don't tell me what to f**king do,' Housei said with a jovial laugh, pushing her off the branch with his shoulder. She slid, barely catching herself and returning to his side. 'Watch me,' she said with a malicious grin, darting in front of him and kicking him in the shin. 'Ow! Motherf**kingdattebayojesuschrist,youcrazybitch!' Housei hissed in a singular breath. 'That f**king hurt.' 'Good,' Terue retorted, the two of them leaping forward.

'Look,' Naruto said pissily, 'How much longer is this going to take?' At the moment, he was glaring holes in the back of Terue's blond head. 'my ass is starting to hurt cause your's is so damn bony.'

'Your ass is bony too!' Terue yelled defensively, pushing him up a bit, so he'd shut up, and so her butt wouldn't hurt as much either. Housei glanced back at Sakura, 'Why so quiet?' he questioned.

Sakura feigned a smile, uncomfortably laughing as she lied, 'Nothing to really add, I'm quite comfortable.' She hadn't lied about being comfortable, Housei was quite squishy. But, she'd fallen silent due to the Twin's demeanor. Not only were they taking this whole Akatsuki thing with a grain of salt, but they were completely unprepared, without a plan. They had mentioned the fact that they were outnumbered-- though, they forgot the outclassed bit. Sakura knew for a fact she and Naruto couldn't match the Akatsuki, and she highly doubted these two morons could either. Sure, they were fast, but that wasn't going to get them through this, unless they wanted to run for the rest of eternity. Above everything else, she was a bit thrown off by the similarities she was picking up on. These two acted a lot like Naruto...

[Itachi]

Larken swung around the tree upward and laughed as she stumbled onto he branch and peered over as she looked out on the forest a passive grin pressed her lips as she watched them a long distance away. " no fair" she yelled not expecting them to even come close to hearing her. " YOU RUN to fast" she yelled after it finished echoing and smiled and jumped back into the main forest of trees to the ground where she could run faster when there was a break in the branches. " this sucks they didn't have to deal with plant head, grumpy ass and fish boy before getting out of the village" she grumbled a she slide down a small hill and over a small creek. " you got to be kidding me," she said looking over as looked at the actual distance that was between them " holy hell they can't be running that fast with those dead wights" she yelled and huffed haunched over. " I am way to out of shape for chasing you little nogoodboogereattingass munching son's of some fat ass bitches..." she said and started to run again and stopped as she looked at there intend goal which was out of site. " What no plan? what fun are you" she said and started up again

Itachi stepped to the side and looked down he and kisame managed to get to the path that would most likely counter act the twins path and the child that was going to have his leg and arm shaved off so it would be a easy ride back. kisame smiled a toothy grin as he thought about what he was going to do to the others for makeing them run on a wild goose hunt. Itachi stepped to his side slightly interupting kisame happy thoughts and looked at what he was looking at. " What?' kisame asked. " there is four of them..." itachi said lowly. " What about it someone eles, not like it would change our possition. " I didn't notice that before we left, It was a simple thought alloud" itachi said lowly and kisame looked at him and rolled his eyes to the side and shifted his weight and gripped his sword.

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'YOU SUCK!' Housei called back to his love with an affectionate wink. He blew her a kiss as he ran backwards, reminding Sakura all too much of her Lee incident so long ago--causing her to shudder--, he turning back around to resume his mission.

'THEY'RE CATCHING UP!' Naruto squeaked, gawking as he turned his head to get a better view of the situation, utmost terror filling his voice as he flailed his arms. 'DO SOMETHING!'

'What are you afraid of?' Terue questioned laughably. Her tummy rumbled, rather loudly [ Naruto thought it was a bomb ], causing Naruto to freak out and nearly fall off her. She caught him, mumbling, 'I'm hungry!'

Naruto laughed obnoxiously, pointing a finger.

Terue could only grin. 'We can always stop and make some food... right Housei?' Housei glanced at her with an excited look upon his face. 'Can we?' he questioned, starry-eyed. Terue nodded. 'Yah, I don't see why not. There's only Akatsuki chasing us-- it's not like they want us dead or anything.' Housei concurred with an affirmative nod.

Sakura gulped, she and Naruto screaming simultaneously, 'NO!'

[Itachi]

{ lol you suck too lol} SHe heard it so she knew they heard her and stopped again and smiled " If I get Naked can I have to kid!" she yelled knowing her true and only would surely hear that. " I wont kill the Girl you could keep her" she chimed after as a added thought. "If not your not going to be dealing with me and only me" she said pointing past them to nothing but she was sure one of the four would get it.
{short post sorry didn't quite know what to say to that! lol god housei makes me laugh.... he rocks Larkens world.... loljk}

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'Oh, come now love, you don't have to offer,' Housei said sweetly, a smile planted upon his face. 'I know, someday, I will see your fabulous naked body, on both of our terms.' Terue burst in to laughter, pointing out, 'He's just saying that cause he knows I've got Naruto.' Housei scowled in her direction. She merely grinned. 'And, unfortunately,' she continued, 'I haven't the slightest interest in seeing you naked.'

[Itachi]

" Thats a shame that was one time offer" she said smiling and jumped to the next tree. " I guess comrades will just have to take it by force sadly I like to force other things not steal" she said narrowing her eyes and lightly pushing her angry hair from her face. " At least slow down so I can beat the crap out of you for getting me in MOJO trouble!that wasn't very nice I mean what did I do to you!" she said dodgeing a banch. " I mean its not like I am going to kill you for leaving me when I was so close, or think aboutsending terue under ground in a casket with a hour of air and bugs that eat human flesh for ruining my well thought out plan, That never crossed my mind.." she paused and sighed it was a useless cause and she knew it she would have to let...

Itachi stepped from the forest into the direct path taking to the trees at a leap. Kisame stood at the ground level and dragged his shaveing scale sword from its clasps and leaned on it. "Two Anbu what is the challenge in that?" he asked Itachi just stood silent.

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'Please don't slow down!' Sakura squealed, noting the expression upon Housei's face, which clearly was contemplating Larken's offer.

He was weighing the consequences, trying to decode her message and whether she really meant what she said. 'I'm sure it'll come again,' he said with a weak smile, adding, 'We can't slow down, you'll kick our asses.'

To this Terue smirked, adverting her gaze. They would have to stop at any rate. She could sense the creepy plant guy creeping up on their asses at a rapid rate, and she'd thought she'd caught a glimpse of a particular blue-skinned, scaley fool. And, if she knew that scaley fool, he had a companion not too far away. 'Housei, here is fine,' she called, halting on a branch, catching his shirt. He nodded, a bit surprised by her sudden decision, watching her drop to the forest floor.

'WHAT THEY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!' Naruto screamed, swinging his fists wildly, and wringly uncontrollably.

Terue released her grasp, allowing him to fall flat on his ass. 'Trust me,' she said as Housei joined them, 'We know what we're doing.'

'my ass,' he pouted.

[Itachi]

larken watched and her feet suddenly not touching a branch and her falling to the ground which she fell threw. "What the hell, "one hour of air" the voice came. Her eyes grew wide and she paniced as she scrambled threw te dirt clawing her way towards the top. she couldn't see as the dirt feel towards her face and her heart beat echoed in her ears. " damnit" she said wipeing the dirt from her mouth. she broke threw the top and pushed herslef up and gasped for air. "What the hell " she yelled spitting hte dirt from her mouth. " You f**king bastard" she yelled to no one who was near bye. Rough hand pulled her up and she looked at Kisame who helped her up. " what the hell was that!" she said pushing him off of her shoulder and hit itachi's chest withher flung back hand. "We will deal with his actions, I want you to leave them be they arn't your concern." he said lowly his voice numbed her brain( cause he was so f**king sexy) she shook his thoughts from her head and stepped back. " I will not." she said. " I was orderd to bring him back not you, me" she said he looked at her and sighed. " No I gave the order and you are not going anywhere" he said she smiled and sat down on teh ground. "your right I am not" she said he looked at her and simply walk off kisame smiled and fallowed suit.

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'You Akatsuki girl thingys aren't bringing anyone back!' Terue yelled from their position, her hands authoritavely placed on her hips and a thingyy grin pressed against her lips. Housei snorted at her side, wiping a tear away from his eye, 'You said girl thingys,' he choked out between futilely stifled laughs.

'What the hell are you talking about!' Naruto screamed into the twins' faces, making frantic arm momvements. 'Of course they're going to take me! You dumbasses stopped! What the hell is wrong with--' He was silenced. Looking down, he saw Housei's balled up fist planted against his chest, the air within his lungs expelling. His knees collapsed under him, he falling against Housei's sculpted body.

Housei steadied him, ruffling his blond hair with a grin. 'We've got this,' he reassured. He glanced at Terue, who grinned, nodding at Naruto. 'Feel free to jump in.' Terue scoffed, adding, 'Though, I doubt we'll need it.'

[Itachi]

Larken stood from the ground and walked away from Itachi and Kisame who looked over their shoulders at her as she walked towards the twins her eyes narrowed and fist balled. her blond hair swinging with her movements over her paced walk, her bang kissing her brows as she huffed them from her face. " You wanna play game Anbu scum. would it ease you if I serverd your head on a plater with mixture of assorted fruit and vegies?" she snapped pushing Housei from her sights and narrowed her angry gaze upon Terue who seemed her larken's eyes had by far made this mission hard on her.

Itachi watched her and turned slopping his walk. "Larken" he snapped but his voice fell of deaf ears. he sighed frustrated' damn girl isn't very good at fallwoing order.' he thought looked at kisame who looked back at itachi for orders who honestly had no idea what to do with Plant ass around wrong moves could be bad, on his part but futile for Larken who he already dispised being the second known Akatsuki member to be a woman.

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Housei moaned, airly saying, 'She touched me,' as he got back to his feet. Terue's lip curled into a malicious grin, 'No,' she refuted, 'I'd rather my head be served plain. Fruits and vegetables don't really go with my skin tone.' She raised her brows, backing away from Larken's face, finding it annoying. 'I wanted to fight Big Blue, but I suppose you'll have to do.' She emphasized have icily, her turquoise eyes narrowing. 'It wouldn't be very nice of me to make Housei fight you, now would it?' she questioned, now batting her lashes tauntingly. 'How are we going to do this?'
'Does this mean I have to fight Big Blue?' Housei questioned whinily, feeling ingored by the two ladies.

[Itachi]

" damn right you self ritchouse bitch!"( wow I spelled that wrong) she snapped. "Big blue wouldn' want to touch with your condition I have heard about, the one that you are that brats" she said raiseing her own brow continueing forward getting closer to terue's face then pointing to naruto. "That brats si..." she paused her voice getting real low. "ster, you left him behind once what does he matter to you now... you abandoned him." she said her voice barely above a harsh whisper as her hand ran up her thigh to her kunias.