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Post by SEG on Jul 3, 2006 14:42:41 GMT -5
This is YOURMOM, here in the far and distant Land of Rivers. For eons, there have been rumors that the Akatsuki [collective gasp from live audience], a highly dangerous group of heinous villains, has long resided within this treacherous terrain.
THIS IS A FACT.
Today, July 3, 2006, the Akatsuki are out in full force. They had this to say: 'Your nails are ugly' [reporter gets stabbed] 'ANBU WE'RE COMING FOR YOU' [recording guy gets stabbed, yay! stabity!] [sword flies at camera, lots of crashing sounds, fuzzy picture] [guy glares at screen continuously, lots of agonizing screaming from both reporter and recorder]
If you see a cloak with clouds on it and/or a missing-nin headband [ a headband with a line through it, dumbass], it is advised that you run and hide. Though, it won't do you much good. THESE PEOPLE ARE HIGHLY DANGEROUS.
ANBU-- a group of specialized ninja much like the Akatsuki, without a criminal record-- has been dispatched. When asked, they had this to say: 'YOUR MOM, HA!,' [licks the camera] 'DATTEBAYO!' [flips off camera]
The fate of the entire Ninja Nation rests in these capable hands.
What do the Akatsuki have in store? Will they succeed? Were their parents really that bad?
We, at Action 9, report to YOU.
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Post by SEG on Jul 3, 2006 14:44:02 GMT -5
IT'S PURE CHAOS HERE IN RIVERS. ANBU HAS CALLED FOR BACKUP. IT SEEMS THEY'RE OUTNUMBERED. WHEN ASKED, THEY HAD THIS TO SAY: 'HOLY FUUUUUCK!' [runs away screaming]
IT SEEMS THEY'VE BEEN TURNED INTO CHILDREN! EXTREMELY POWERFUL AND INTELLIGENT CHILDREN! HOW HEINOUS! THAT'S WHAT THOSE DIRTY, LYING, AKATSUKI SONS OF bitchES HAD PLANNED! AAAAH! [random object flies through air, reporter dive-bombs the ground]
WHAT'S THIS! THE AKATSUKI HAS BEEN TURNED INTO CHILDREN AS WELL! THEIR PLAN WAS FOILED-- WELL, KINDA. WHEN ASKED, ANOTHER ANBU HAD THIS TO SAY: 'Heh, dumb mother f**kers.' [puts on a pair of shades] 'That plan backfired.'
WHEN ASKED, THE AKATSUKI HAD THIS TO SAY: 'WTF!?'
TODAYS EVENTS HAVE TURNED THE WORLD OF POWERFUL HEROS AND VILLAINS UPSIDE DOWN.
CAN IT BE STOPPED? HOW MANY HAVE BEEN TURNED? CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THAT KID UP! IS THIS REVERSIBLE? ARE WE GOING TO NEED DIAPERS FOR THIS!?
THIS IS YOURMOM REPORTING FOR ACTION 9 NEWS.
WE AT ACTION 9 REPORT TO YOU.
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Post by Itachi on Jul 3, 2006 14:48:29 GMT -5
heinous villains? criminal record, they are a very sophisticated people who have bad attitudes towards unfair reporters who say somthing to affend their natural apperances, such as nails, job, hair, family orgin, they have no family but their comrades!( lol)
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Post by SEG on Jul 3, 2006 15:01:27 GMT -5
< Lol, yah. Can you guess who the ANBU and Akatsuki quoted are? >
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Post by Itachi on Jul 3, 2006 15:05:30 GMT -5
of coarse! lol my love and his beaautiful sister I don't have anickname for her..
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Post by SEG on Jul 4, 2006 11:27:49 GMT -5
[ Heh, Housei calls her big-boob-blondie. ]
Housei sunk to the floor, falling on his bottom with quite some force. 'Why meee?' he questioned. 'I've worked so hard to become so sexy!' Terue, his twin, extended her arms, falling backwards, not flinching once she crashed to the ground. She extended a hand, hitting his now squishy chest. She laughed a bit, 'Now you've got all your baby fat back,' she said. His lip trembled as he loving rubbed his no longer pec-studded chest. 'Shut up, you big meanie,' he whined, his pouting lip turning up as he turned the tables on her, 'No more boobs for the blondie,' he said, poking her non-existent chest. 'OW,' she exclaimed sitting up and smacking him again, this time in the head. 'OW,' he yelled, rubbing his head, smacking her in the gut. 'OW,' she retorted, an angry scowl upon her face as she brought a fist down upon his thigh. 'OW,' he muttered, glarring daggers as he ground her toe into the ground with his heel. 'Ow,' she said, a bit monotonely, as she stood up, grabbed ahold of his head, and slammed it into the ground.
'Owiiiiie,' Housei drawled, his entire body swaggering until he fell to the ground, the world spinning before him. Terue sat back down, folding her arms triumphantly. 'Want some ramen?' she questioned. He sprang to life. 'Ramen!' he exclaimed excitedly jumping to his feet, she in tow. 'Lets go!' he continued, charging forward in a general direction.
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Post by Itachi on Jul 4, 2006 11:49:10 GMT -5
A short girl walked threw the crowd her ruby gaze wide as she looked at the people around her with not intrest but utter confustion, she was obvisly new the village but would get over it. Her blond pigtails bounced as she turned her head to move away from the people who sucked her back into the midst until a old gruff man bent down to ask her if she was alone or wanted her mommy she took it as a insult kick the man in the shin and ran as he bouced holding his shin and swearing. She turned around and stuck her tongue out and put her hands to her ears and laughed and ran threw the crowd. Her smile vanished with a board sigh and her eyes narrowed as well as she stepped to the side and sat on a bench and looked at the people and slouched leaning on her knees and holding her face up with her hands puffing her cheeks making them fat and her eyes smaller. " This s-sucks" she said with a whisle threw her two missing teeth both k-9 teeth her gone giveing her a innocent smile.
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Post by SEG on Jul 5, 2006 17:30:11 GMT -5
Housei stuck a foot out, Terue falling flat on her face. 'You ass,' she growled, standing back up and dusting her front off. He simply snickered, tripping over his shirt which was now too long. Unlike Terue, he caught himself, rubbing it in her face with a malicious grin. She turned to face him, bringing her leg back, then propelling it forward, hitting him in his wing-dang-doodle, quite hard. He fell to the floor, hissing and sputtered, just as they reached a withering town in Rivers. Terue's wide turquoise eyes wandered around.
'BABY CLOTHES! FITTY PERCENT OFF! FREE UNDERPANTS! COME ONE! COME ALL! AND, COME QUICK!'
Terue glanced at Housei, and he at her, both raising their brows as they made a beeline for the store. The owner gladly welcomed them, shoving them into dressing rooms. Housei's eyes wandered, he picking up a pair of infinately smaller underpants, boxers to be exact, and sliding them on under his oversized tshit. They had the ninja turtles on them, he didn't really care.
He grabbed another bag, making his way to where he'd seen Terue disappear, shoving his old clothes inside. Terue glanced around the corner apprehensively, placing her old clothing inside. She slowly emerged, revealing only her lower half covered-- something Housei hadn't seen since they were waaaay younger. He laughed at her and pointed.
'Akatsuki fashions this way!' the owner called.
Housei scoffed, making his way opposite of the man, congregating with other ANBU on the other side of the store. He began going through clothes, wondering which ones that would be the most slimming upon his figure. He glanced around briefly-- all the ANBU were chubby when they were younger. This reassured him a bit. And made him snicker.
'We never thought we'd see this day,' he heard another ANBU say, undoubtedly to his partner. Terue's eyes darted towards them, c o c king a brow. 'Terue topless, how disappointing.' His brows were raised perversely, as were her's, though her's were obviously agitated. Of course, Housei had to join in, waltzing over, landing a supportive hand on his sister's shoulder. 'She didn't get boobs until she was 13. It was like overnight, just like BAM!' he said, making dramatic hand motions to emphasize his point.
'Thanks, Housei,' she said with a feigned smiled, peeling his arm from her shoulder, stalking away from them. While she was gone, Housei leaned in, whispering to them mischeviously, 'She was really good at holding grudges when we were kids.' The other two gulped, turning around slowly, finding Terue hadn't really left, and had been standing behind them the entire time. Behind her, she was holding a pole to a clothing rack. She smiled sweetly, swinging it around wildly. They collided with the pole, releasing a collective grunt as they crashed against the mirrors.
'Didja get it?' Terue questioned, tossing the pole at them as they darted outside. Housei nodded with a grin, lifting the bag of clothes. They turned back briefly, watching the irate owner storm over to the ANBU, and scold them feriouciously. Once they felt far enough away, they sat down on a bench, Housei retreating into the bag, revealing clothing from the store. 'Yay!' Terue exclaimed, snatching them up. Their plan had worked perfectly-- nothing was better than free clothes after all.
[ Totally random, I know. oOo____oOo ]
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Post by Itachi on Jul 5, 2006 21:05:53 GMT -5
( how old are they now SOOOOO confused lol)
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Post by SEG on Jul 5, 2006 21:24:51 GMT -5
[ Still 4, sorry.
Wierd post, I know.>_.; ]
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Post by Itachi on Jul 5, 2006 22:11:54 GMT -5
{ your fine I was just like wait 13 huh?}
Larken looked at all the ruckus and raised a brow. "There she is!" she looked at the angry store owner who pointed at her. "Wait what?" she said stepping back and raising her hands in defence. " She is disguising herself grab her. "WAIT!" she said stepping back further. " WHERE IS your little brother?" the man asked. "Up you ass why!" she yelled as he tried to grab her she went threw his leg and ran threw the crowd as a woman tried to snatch her up. Succeeding to grab her she looked at the woman and raised a brown curly brown hair glossed to perfection her make-up fine picked like someone did it with a beauty stick. " Gotcha you little monster where is your acomplice?" she sneered. " When did hookers get into the working world?" she said smashing her head into the womans forehead and hit the ground. She stood up rubbing her bottom screamed as more people tried to her but she simply ran into nooks and crannys of the crowded place out side and hide in a ally way and leaned against a wall heavily and gasping for air. " What the hell was that about I am alone" she said her blond pigtails dangiling at the sides of her face and her bung clug the sweat on her redend brow. "Ow" she she mutterd rubbing her butt sorely. " gosh how grrr" she said and walked down the ally way. "getting blamed for someone elses mistakes I mean who eles could have a beautiful face like this" she said looking at the mirror that she passed that rested int he trash can for a few moments she sat and examined herself tuning all directions and winked and blew a kiss to the mirror and giggled and started to walk.
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Post by Rayna on Jul 6, 2006 16:19:40 GMT -5
ya no idea how to bring in my characters)
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Post by SEG on Jul 6, 2006 23:26:03 GMT -5
[ Well, Mika works for a badguy. She happened to be in the area. Now she's 4 again. Make her do something childish and run into us. It's not that hard. ]
In the very same alleyway, Terue and Housei were involved in an all-out brawl. 'YOU MOTHER f**kER!' one of them yelled. From whom, it was unsure, due to the fact that the twins sounded more alike when they were younger, cause Housei didn't have his deep, very sexy, and extrodinarily manly voice yet. They were kicking up dust and fists were swinging, until Terue darted from the ruckuss, retreiving a box, which she lifted over her head and crashed down upon his. He swaggared a bit, losing his footing and falling to the floor. Terue stared down at him with a triumphant grin, 'Take that punk.' He laughed weekly, curling into a ball. She came closer, bending down to get a closer look. His laugh became more powerful, and hysterical, he swinging a leg around, slipping her feet out from under her. 'Ow,' she mumbled, not bothering to get up after falling flat on her back. 'You're an ass, you know that?' she questioned. He laughed with a pleased nod, saying jovially, 'I know.'
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Post by Itachi on Jul 6, 2006 23:40:56 GMT -5
Larken walked down the ally and raised a brow as she looked at them on the ground and twirled her blond hair around her fingers. " wow" she said narrowing her eyes slightly hiding her red forehead with her bangs and crossed her arms. " don't tell me you two started that out there" she said looking over her shoulder than back at them.
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Post by SEG on Jul 11, 2006 15:48:34 GMT -5
They both rubbed the backs of their heads sheepishly, laughing uneasily. 'Nope, wasn't us,' Housei said, pointing at Terue. Terue swiped at his hand, grabbing it and twisting it back, Housei howling in pain as she bent him to the ground. 'UNCLE, UNCLE!' Housei screamed, Terue releasing him as she said, 'Didn't know they'd come after us...' She rubbed her chin thoughtfully, scowling at the thought of her pretty face on a wanted poster. She shrugged, slowly turning to scowl at Housei, feeling a stinging sensation in her shin. 'You kicked me in the shin!' she muttered in disbelief. He grinned, now satisified with himself. 'Let me guess,' he said, raising a finger, 'You're gonna f**king kill me?' She nodded agitatedly. He smiled. 'Not today!' he sang, skipping over to Larken and hiding behind her. 'This lovely little girl will save my life!' He smiled at Larken, raising his brows as he continued, ' By the by, the name's Housei.'
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